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JOSIE'S POEMS
Funny Poems
By Josie Whitehead
IN SEARCH OF MR RIGHT
By Josie Whitehead
Now Taffy was a Welshman
And Taffy was a bore -
And Mum knew what she had to say
When he came to our door.
Gawky, graceless, impolite
Are words that spring to mind,
But adjectives more accurate
I’m sure you’ll likely find.
Paddy was an Irishman,
With Irish charm and wit,
And I, along with other girls,
Was tempted - just a bit!
But Paddy was a heart-breaker,
Philanderer, and tease
Whose flirting ways with other girls
For certain didn’t please.
Now Jock was Scottish, as you’ve guessed,
And pleasing to the eyes,
But Jock was mean and thrifty,
A shortcoming girls despise.
His penny-pinching habits
Quickly led to my 'goodbye!'
Oh surely somewhere in this world
I’ll meet the perfect guy.
Mike was English, pure and plain,
But didn’t like to dance.
He asked me out, well once or twice.
I thought I’d take a chance.
He’s sometimes boring, good with jobs,
But has a heart of gold
And together we’re enjoying life -
* Despite the fact we’re old.
Copyright on all my poems
* Married 56 years this year - - - - ooooh!