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JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

H  E  L  P  !

By Josie Whitehead

Help

You’ve got to help me doctor please.  
      I don’t know what to do.
I’ve got some funny symptoms 
     And I think I might have ‘flu.

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I used the ointment in this tin
   And applied it with due care,
But look at what has happened now -
      I’m covered all in hair!

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My hands have also changed their shape.
      They seem to be like paws!
And, look!  My lovely finger nails!
      Well, don't they look like claws?

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My nose has changed its shape as well
     And looks - well, like a snout!
And see what’s happened to my back? - 
     A tail is sticking out!

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The other thing which bothers me –
     Perhaps you might have seen - 
My eyes have changed their colour now.
    They're brown instead of green.

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'Your voice, it seems, is nice and strong 
    And hasn't changed, as yet!
But my advice to you my friend
     Is to find yourself a vet.'


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