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JOSIE'S POEMS
Funny Poems for Children
By Josie Whitehead
FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
MAY NOT
BE GOOD FOR YOU
By Josie Whitehead
'Eat up your fruit,' my mother would say.
'You’ll grow up to be sturdy and well.'
'Eat up your greens and your fruit every day.
Wish your sweeties a hurried farewell.'
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
And an orange gives vitamin C.
Carrots are good for your eyes they all say
And I think you might surely agree.
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Your brain will do well if you eat lots of fish
And don’t fry your foods in a pan.
As for the chips, move them from the dish
And eat less of the chocolate and jam.
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I ate apples, oranges, carrots and peas:
Was there something I needed instead?
Because I was good and I ate all of these
My hair’s now gone white on my head.
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My teeth, like the stars, come out every night
And I walk down the street with a stick.
The carrots, I’m sure, haven’t helped with my sight.
Mum’s advice, I’m afraid, was a trick!
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Copyright on all my poems
Illustrations by Jonathan Evans
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