Beware you merry gentlemen,

               My greetings I convey.

          Think of all the food and drink

               Consumed on Christmas Day.

          Remember, too, that sticky sweets

               Will lead to tooth decay.

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Mark my warnings to guide you through this day,

Through this day.

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day.

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          Remember, too, on Boxing Day, 

               Your stomach and your head.

          It possibly could be that you 

               Will spend this day, instead,

          With tablets for your ailments,

                 Followed by a day in bed.

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Mark my warnings to guide you through this day,

Through this day.

Mark my warnings to guide you through this day.

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